QUICK GRASS: Infomercial Review

QUICK GRASS: Infomercial Review

You may not want to believe it but the poor economy saved my lawn. I'm serious. For years I've been trying to get my lawn full and green without using spray paint or that 1984 plastic carpet. What? Like you haven't done something in desperation before.

It's called Quick Grass.

So what's the economy got to do with it you ask?

Quick Grass was developed by university scientists, which as we all know is just another way of saying these guys used to work for NASA. After you see what Quick Grass does you'll agree.

You just toss the seed out on to the lawn and walk away. That's it.

Those scientists did such a good job on Quick Grass that it grows year round. Even in the commercial they brushed away the winter snow and there it was, lush thick green grass. Find me another seed that does that without using the spray paint and then you can laugh at me.

Quick Grass is so potent that they put it in a plastic dish without dirt and it grew grass. All this time I have been buying expensive top soils, mulches, and fertilizers and those NASA boys did it in a petri dish with no dirt at all.

I'm loving this stuff. The only way to make grass seed better is if it cuts itself and brings me a tall glass of ice cold lemonade will I lounge in a hammock under a shade tree. I wouldn't be surprised that if the economy doesn't pick up and they go back to NASA, that new and improved formula will be on the market soon.

I think the only thing that bothers me about all of this is if the economy has gotten so bad that rocket scientists are taking over lawn care, what am I going to do if I have to find another job?